✿ fairy’s bath ✿

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animated w/ music | my shop

I had the best time at the Locked Tomb meetup at Holiday Matsuri. Is your favorite character in here?

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If only pre historic fish did not grow feet and crawled to the land

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“This is YOUR fault!”

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Rule number one of peeing: have fun!

You don’t have to cast spells, cleanse your house, or do anything “witchy” regularly to be a witch. You are a witch regardless of how well you keep up with your craft.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

mrs-milano

It fixed my car last time 🥰

“if you have time to lean you have time to clean” ohhh fuckin if i have time to work i have time to jerk. bitch

been informed that i have accidentally done a pretty good jesse pinkman impression in this post

“if you have time to lean you have time to clean” ohhh fuckin if i have time to work i have time to jerk. bitch

been informed that i have accidentally done a pretty good jesse pinkman impression in this post

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

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Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

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